You know, as a Cleric, you just get a lil bit sick and tired of all the "BUFF PLZ" as you try to make your way around town. Can't a girl window-shop in peace without noobs swarming her? So sometimes, you know, you want to placate them by just giving them their stupid buff and sending them on their way... but with a semi-evil twist.
Wahahaah.... the Buff-You-But-Don't-Heal-You technique! Suck on that noobs!