Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Fiesta Christmas Carol - Archer Got Run Over By a Fighter


This year, OutSpark is hosting a series of Holiday themed events and of course, I'll enter and support them any way I can.  Here's my entry... Fiesta related:


Archer Got Run Over By a Fighter
(To the tune of: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)


Archer got run over by a Fighter,
Walking out from Roumen's F B Z.
Onson will say this game's pretty balanced,
But as the Archers will tell you, don't believe.

This Archer had been charming while grinding,

Still we begged him not to go
But he thought he just might have a chance
So he walked in F B Z and readied his bow.

When they found him dead in the corner

At the scene of the attack
There were bruises all over his body
And incriminatin' axe marks on his back.

Archer got run over by a Fighter,

Walking out from Roumen's F B Z.
Onson will say this game's pretty balanced,
But as the Archers will tell you, don't believe.

Now we're still proud to be Archers

Some say our class is worse than jail
Sure we complain and post on forums
But we keep playing and hoping not to fail.

It's not Fiesta without the Archers

We pray for the missing skills that we lack
And we just can't help but wonder
How many retired Archers would come back

Archer got run over by a Fighter,

Walking out from Roumen's F B Z.
Onson will say this game's pretty balanced,
But as the Archers will tell you, don't believe.

4 comments:

  1. THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. This made my day, you have no idea. It's just so perfect and true and fff amazing.

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  2. nice carol! i actually had to look up the song since I had no idea how it goes :P

    I don't see any contest though. Where did you find it?

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  3. Great, just love it! I had lots of fun.

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  4. sing it on youtube, sing it on youtube, sing it youtube, sing it on youtube *chants and gets a crowd to agree with me*

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